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Perfect Golf

$89
incl. VAT
Reduces the wearer's personal drag coefficient by a measured 12%.
The Aerodynamic Performance Polo is cut to redirect airflow around the torso along channels derived from wind-tunnel study. The wearer moves through the air with measurably less resistance, and the swing, encountering less drag, completes marginally faster.
The garment confers no benefit while standing still, though it continues to look considered. Its advantage is available only in motion, which is where it is needed.
The Applied Textiles Division recorded a 12% reduction in upper-body drag coefficient across a standardised swing, corresponding to a club-head speed gain the division described as "real, if modest, and entirely due to the shirt."
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